Who's Laman? Tell Me, Baby, Who's Laman?

    This site has to be seen to be disbelieved.   No word on whether or not the figures are anatomically correct-- or if any of them are wearing their "Garments."      Oh, he says in his best Rasputin-per-Boney-M impression, those Mormons....

    That's Laman, by the way, on the right.   The Village Person on the left is -- try not to giggle, Doctor J-- Captain Moroni, a name that reminds me of a Wilson Pickett song. All together now, as if any of you need the words:

1-2-3,
1-2-3....
Ow! Uh! Alright! Uh!

Got to know how to pony
Like Bony Maronie
Mash potato, do the alligator
Put your hand on your hips, yeah
Let your backbone slip
Do the Watusi
Like my little Lucy
Hey! Uh!

Na na-na-na-na na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na na-na-na-na
I need somebody to help me say it one time
(Na na-na-na-na na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na na-na-na-na)
Wo--ow!

Now THAT's poetry.    

      Okay, maybe not.   But it's better than most of the stuff from Amiri Baraka....