30 June 2004
Insert Your Own Beaver Reference Here
Doctor J, after reading this article, wound up doing his best Johnny Carson impression, pausing, wrenching his neck, and bemusedly repeating the words "a hand-operated pumper from 1836." Surely each of you felt the restrained karmic giggle somewhere in the ether.
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