Doctor J, Bimbo Extraordinaire

      Doctor J always wanted to be a brown-haired bimbo, but he didn't have the stupidity to carry it off.  

      (Actually, while strolling to the store earlier today-- er, yesterday now-- El Docco J espied himself being checked out by a small gaggle of young girls ambling home (gulp!) from the local high school. Considering that Doctor J is lately used to being checked out only in a John Merrick sort of way, this was momentarily and moderately flattering.  Then the creepy facts you've already been told set in.  Suddenly the John Merrick gawking seemed eerily preferrable.  Vanity is a horrible, horrible thing.    )