01 May 2007

Paging Helen Lovejoy

Once again, society is bedeviled by the dangers of eye-rhyme. Bedeviled, we tell you, bedeviled! Will someone PLEASE think of the children!!!

Seriously, if the campaign offends you, it says a hell of a lot more about you than it does about the campaign: specifically, that you're (probably) a self-righteous, ululating prig with nothing better to do with your much too ample time. In other words, you're a card-carrying member of the School of Injurement, and you desperately need to get a motherflicking life.

FOLLOWUP: Reminder from Leonard Cohen: "There are no dirty words-- ever." Except maybe ululate. That word just sounds kinky.

4 comments:

nic said...

oh for the love of...
As if shamelessly catering to teenagers was going to pay off anyway. The kind of teenagers that would happily wear a government approved slogan on t-shirts are not the same kids who would walk around with "fuck off" written on their chests.

Dr J said...

They're also the same kids who have convinced their idiot parents that rainbow parties are for glee clubbers....

j said...

the same people who protested trhe virgin megastore discount card that featured the virgin mary? c'mon, people are supposed to be more liberal these days right?unless you've already got the thought you're not likely to be offended (or at least as bad a spelling sense as the shrub)

dr j, undulating is kinky? hmm, guess you like squid?

j said...

ooh, instant karma, wrong spelling on the 'the', curse of the shrubby?

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