Unkind as it may seem, it's hard not to wonder if G-d might be punishing him for something.... 
Deo volente, deo volente....
FOLLOWUP, 28 minutes later: He has, in fact, joined the mortal majority. And gee, it's such a sunny, sunny day here....
FOLLOWUP FOLLOWUP, in honour of the Good Reverend, with appropriate emendations made:
This bigot is no more! He has ceased to be! 'E's expired and gone to meet 'is maker! 'E's a stiff! Bereft of life, 'e rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed 'im to the pulpit 'e'd be pushing up the daisies! 'Is metabolic processes are now 'istory! 'E's off the twig! 'E's kicked the bucket, 'e's shuffled off 'is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisibile!! THIS IS AN EX-BIGOT!!
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