Or at least
the steamed squid: "A mouthful starts out damp and chewy, then resolves itself into a liquid gooeyness that resembles the aftermath of a blowjob."

This blog assumes it went down easily, but did it leave a bad taste in his---
oh, never mind.... 
Too many jokes, too little time. And they're all too easy....
2 comments:
just reading that makes me want a huge glass of water and a toothbrush...
Still, not as gross as this
oooh, was he speaking from experience?! still, chewing on a "job" is probably not a good idea!
mebbe they should call it "when asian food gives you nightmares" now you know why some asian people smirk the minute they see a caucasian walking into an asian food joint
erm, nic, unfortunately, sometimes the water is "recycled" don't even think about it if you don't wanna gag
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