02 May 2007

I'll Have What He's Having, or
      Melts In Your....

Or at least the steamed squid: "A mouthful starts out damp and chewy, then resolves itself into a liquid gooeyness that resembles the aftermath of a blowjob."



This blog assumes it went down easily, but did it leave a bad taste in his--- oh, never mind....

Too many jokes, too little time. And they're all too easy....

2 comments:

nic said...

just reading that makes me want a huge glass of water and a toothbrush...

Still, not as gross as this

j said...

oooh, was he speaking from experience?! still, chewing on a "job" is probably not a good idea!

mebbe they should call it "when asian food gives you nightmares" now you know why some asian people smirk the minute they see a caucasian walking into an asian food joint

erm, nic, unfortunately, sometimes the water is "recycled" don't even think about it if you don't wanna gag

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