"An Unliving, Unholy Thing Filled Only With Stuffing"

      Continuing this blog's love-bashing theme for the week comes a chilling message courtesy The Onion. Yes, boys and girls, it's Threat Level Pink. Check out, too, these useful coupons, perfect for maintaining that sense of freshness to your relationship.  

      (Two funny items in The Onion this week?!?   Pretty soon the rivers will turn red with blood.   Horseman, pass by!)