One For The Gents

      Because guys always get forgotten on Valentine's Day.... Or, if not forgotten, then screwed more in the bad way than in the good one.   

      Caveat masturbator: Not Safe For Work, and the sight of Chuckie Heston might just cause certain things to cease functioning for a day or three.   And as for the choice for #1: well, that was a foregone conclusion, wasn't it?

      Now the Not-So-Good-Doctor's off to find himself a good stupor. Or at least a mildly numbing haze.