Captain Obvious Strikes Again, Vol. MMMDCCVIII

      This blog hates to use this expression twice in one week -- and it assures you it won't again any time soon-- but it seems the pithiest way of saying everything that needs to be said, so here goes: Ya think?!?!

      (Don't worry about her, though: as long as there are men who don't mind throwing away their careers and their reputations just to get near that over-pronounced booty, her greatest fear will remain very much unrealized. Whether these men are lemmings or salmon, I leave to your certainly-wiser judgment.)