The Waste Planned

      Although some of emendations here are clever, this blog can only come to a strange surmise, that its own porn-classic emendations were indeed much funnier. *needlessly cocky head shake*

      (Please pardon this blog's temporary indulgence in smugness. It will pass.)

      By the way, this blog would posit for the Globe's challenge The Rape of the Flock, the exorbitant extortion of cash for utterly extraneous things that will supposedly make our lives better. Yes, Microsoft, I'm talkin' 'bout YOU. (And, ironically enough, I could also be talking to the Pope. Hmmm....) The title of this entry is also offered to describe the Enron fiasco.