Brrrr

      Joy! We actually get two months free from the constant Survivor speculations-- until we're resubmerged in the eel-infested waters of Survivor All-Stars (a contradiction in terms: are any of these people 'stars'? how many do you remember? *shrug*). This blog would like to pitch an idea to CBS: Survivor Antarctica. The contestants: Osama Bin Laden, Saddam Hussein, Charles Manson, Margaret Thatcher, Robert Mugabe, Brian Mulroney, Katharine Harris, Donald Rumsfeld, Margaret Atwood, Mike Harris, Britney Spears, Christina Aguilera (no Survivor would be complete without the token bimbos), the Dalai Lama (again, we need a sacrificial lamb), Puff Daddy (or P. Diddy or whatever his current name is), Oprah Winfrey and Keanu Reeves. This blog is convinced this would make great viewing.