Ho Ho Bloody Ho

      "I'm not an alcoholic," Jackie Gleason famously said. "I'm a drunkard. A drunkard doesn't like to go to meetings." See this for advice on partaking during the holiday season. This blog's favourite: "Drinking alone is a telltale sign that you know better than to put up with anybody's bullshit."

      And, also from The Onion, this is for CSM who will no doubt appreciate the proximities to academic reality.