Now That's Religion!

      God is in his laboratory in heaven with Archangel Gabriel, manufacturing two new creations. Gabriel asks God what he's making, and God responds, "These I will call man and woman, and they will constitute a new race, a race that I will grant dominion over the earth." Gabriel nods as God continues putzing away until God motions to Gabriel to reach for a vial on a high shelf in the lab. "What are these?" Gabriel asks. Taking the vial in his hands and opening it up, God explains, "these are the things that will control the man's and the woman's sex drives." Putting one pill into each of the man and the woman, God says, "If I put one of these in, they will call out their own name during sex." Dropping a second one in each of his subjects, God adds, "If I put two of these in, they will call out the other's name during sex." God pauses a moment, reflecting, and then puts the remaining two dozen pills into his subjects. Gabriel, astounded and puzzled, puts his hand on God's and asks, "What are you doing?!?!?!" With a fierce sense of mischief in his eyes, God responds, "I want them to call out MY BLOODY NAME!!!"

      Here endeth the catechism.