Some amusing bits herein. Reminds me of the days when I deigned to date (well, kinda-sorta) and would incur the ire appropriate for my flippancy. Remember getting, as they say, in Right Royal Shit after making the mistake of entering a bathroom immediately after my then-involvement had used it. "Hey!" she said, eyeing my response to the unnatural waft. "My Gawd," I said, "Coventry should have been so well evacuated!" 
As you can imagine, I spent most of the rest of the night apologizing--- less for the remark, than for observing that, yes, women are capable of noxious emanations, too. Of course, I was wrong about that. Oh so wrong. Women issue nothing but the sweetest odours. All the perfumes of Arabia....
1 comment:
nice, a man who understands that women need to save their money for unicorn rides.
oh no, Dr. J! A woman can take that comment from anyone except the guy she's sleeping with (or was sleeping with prior to the comment), it pretty much kills any romance.
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