On To The Hustings!
Dave Barry is running for President! I'm sure he'll make sure that every home has its legal entitlements of boogers and farts.

Thanks to DB as well for this link which is simply too weird to fathom. If you're going to kill yourself, at least have the decency to get out of your damned car.

For fun, I found this to alleviate tension. Killing Adam Sandler makes my day. (Yes, it's cheap and stupid, but.... I *loathe* Adam Sandler.)