Putting Their Heads Together

      At last, clarity about my lineage.   It has been so obvious for so long, nobody bothered to notice: the not-so-beloved, Not-So-Good Doctor is, in fact, the love child of Toshiro Mifune and Woody Allen.  

Alas the world makes sense!   Now, hand me my sword-- I've got some vengeance to wreak, once I'm done kvetching about modern relationships with women half my age.  

      (P.S.: If you don't know who Toshiro Mifune is, you really, really, really ought to be ashamed of yourself.   Go here or here to remedy the situation.)