Zey Are Zending Me Zere Cuz I Am Poopoo-lar In Z'A-freaks

It's being leaked that Jean Chretien may step down early to take up a position with the United Nations. Well, it's more altruistic than what our previous PMs have done upon leaving office, although we all know it's a kind of golden parachute and a small return from the UN for Chretien's international lobbying on behalf of Africa. Something tells me, though, that JC will remain as silent in retirement as Pierre Trudeau did.