The Rack From Hell?

      This blog knew it: Jennifer Love Hewitt is the Devil. It's probably a good thing we'll never see the proof, although this blog figures she'd look damn fine in a tight red outfit clutching at a pickfork. Anthony Hopkins is probably thanking his lucky stars, and Stephen Vincent Benet rolling back upright in his grave.

ADDENDUM: What the hell? How did I type 'pickfork'? That should read 'pitchfork.' The Doctor will now acknowledge his latent idiocy and retreat into a corner.