And This Little Coochie Had Hot Roast Beef

      Oh.   My.   Effing.   Gawd.    

      Pardon the Not-So-Good Doctor while he retreats into a semi-permanent state of catatonia.  

      Any bets on the titles to come of this unseemly marriage of word and skank?   I have it on good authority that Little Red Ridin' Tha 'Hood is already in pre-production.