Chocophile Rock
Finally, a way to keep women from
using Toblerone bars.... no, no, no, I won't do that joke at all....

Yes, I will be rightly ashamed of myself. Again. Do I dare to query if there will be acne consequences? Or just merely other forms of dermatological, ahem, 'bumping'? Natch. Sorry. I'll just be quiet for now.... Do-ditty-doo....

*Dr J begins whistling ever so faintly into the distance*
~~You must remember this, / a kiss is just a kiss / a sigh is just a ....~~