This blog can't wait for the sequels. Arse Poetica, perhaps? Pus in Boots? And this blog won't even consider the panoply of pubescent possibilities...
More-than-slightly discomforting key quote: "There is education there, but it is not rammed down their throats." Ahem...
More-than-slightly discomforting key quote: "There is education there, but it is not rammed down their throats." Ahem...
Arse Poetica, haha.
ReplyDeleteBravo J! That has to be my favourite pun of yours.
And yet I left Gargantua and Pantydrool alone.... :-(
ReplyDeleteDribble it like Beckham!
ReplyDeleteSpew in your own juice!
'ichor' is a word I remember horror writers loving, when describing the bronze-green ooze that wells out of the open sores of nameless nemeses.
And remember, in French, ski wax is called "fart".
(When I were a nipper, enlightened parents used to teach their kids a delightful little song with the refrain "Pee po belly bum drawers!" -- just so that they could get it over with. Stephen K*ng never did.)