Vanity, Thy Name Is Burt

      Gentlemen: don't buy the metrosexual pap, just let yourself age as you're going to age. Case in point? This onetime star who now looks like Hitler in a car seat. This blog didn't think it was possible to make Dom DeLuise look like a poster-boy for facial normalcy, but there you go. Somewhere, the ghost of Jack Elam is peeing his ectoplasmic pants.