~~The Bomb's Made For Lovin' And You Can Shoot It Far~~

      Just imagine if they'd figured out it was easy as blasting Barry White over loud speakers.... (After all, they figured out the opposite with Noriega.) Or, one gathers, in this case, Madonna's Greatest Hits. Key quote:

Provoking widespread homosexual behaviour among troops would cause a "distasteful but completely non-lethal" blow to morale, the proposal says.

Blow? Evidently, editing isn't a priority at the New Scientist. But now we know where the Pentagon's mind is: getting the enemy to Ghraib each other as intimately as possible.