Starship Hooters

      Ever wonder what Charlie Sheen's been doing? Neither have I, but in case you're wondering now that the question's been asked, your answer is here. (Very NSFW and very likely to piss off my readership unpossessed of Y chromosomes. And, for the record, I link to this material because it is tasteful and germane to the plot of this blog. No? Well, then, because I have to savour the inevitability of it all.)