The Return Of The Queen

      In a perverse way, this wouldn't be such a bad idea, especially for those disaffected Blue Staters.   Until, of course, they realized they'd have to watch Coronation Street religiously, whereupon it'd be the Boston Tea Party all over again. (A truly instructive historical symbol that tea party: not only does it explain what Americans will go to war over, it demonstrates too their technique for making tea.   No wonder most of them drink coffee instead.)