Betta Down Where It's Wetta....

This blog wants to be a lobster.   This blog also has it on impeccable authority that it goes very well with butter.           Key quote: "And they come one after another."       Note: all crab-cracks (cracked-crab bits included) and references to this blog as "Doctor Claw" will result in punishments so severe that PETA will end up protesting your treatment.