Good Golly Miss Molly

      Further proof: the United States is going absolutely bonkers.   Either that, or it's unfathomably bored.  

      (Aside: the more stunning thing is that people can still abide watching that horrible show.   How it lasted all those decades is the third most-pressing riddle of the 20th century, behind only how Hitler could be elected in Germany and how they manage to get the Jimmy Hoffa into the Caramilk bar.)