Oh Haemorrhoid, Oh Haemorrhoid, Wherefore Art Thou Haemorrhoid?

      But remember, a rose by any other name would smell as sweet....

      Key quote, by the way:   "With characters that have a strong negative image, like the ones for 'excrement' and 'curse' parents should make a decision within the bounds of common sense."   I'm sure Chastity Bono is somewhere screaming in agony.

      (The obvious answer, of course, to the above question: "I'm down here.")