'Like the man said: Let it all hang out... Ding-a-ling-a-ling...'

OR:

Eight Men Out

There are so many jokes I could make here, but I won't: Apparently, Puerto Rican police have shut down performances of a production called
Naked Boys Singing pending a hearing. I personally like this sentence: "A week ago, members of the Tapia Theater's Board of Directors walked out on its first dress rehearsal" (emphasis added). Perhaps the production had serious shortcomings? ;-)