And Yes He Would Say Yes He Would Say Yes....

     Discovered this little shot of wisdom from Jeffrey Bernard, writing for The Spectator in 1986:

Try substituting the word 'women' for 'drinking' in the AA questionnaire. Are women affecting your peace of mind? Are women making your home life unhappy? Do you show a marked moodiness since women? Are women disturbing the harmony of your life? Have women changed your personality? Do you crave a woman at a definite time daily? Do you require a woman next morning? Do you prefer a woman alone? Have women made you irritable? Yes, yes, yes, and again yes.

Innnn-deeeeed.... Now if only there was a way I could hide women around the house.... One wonders, though: Is there a 28-Step Programme available?

The Glut Of The Irish

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